Poon Swaggled

The female version of being "cock blocked," i.e. interfering with a woman's ability to get game

Jennifer told me she was planning to spend the whole morning naked with Derrek, until his roomate showed up unannounced and poon swaggled her.

by Hanabachi-chan October 15, 2010

Poon Swaggler

Positive;

One who swaggles the poon. Ravenously attacks the poon, and/or beats it up like a boss.

Also

Negative;

One who acts like a total puss, and is quite the opposite of a good poon swaggler. He just lets it swaggle around in front of him, and cry when he gets none. Or swaggles his own little man poon around.

She doesnt wanna talk to me... I dont think she likes me... What did I do?"- "Fool, dont be a fuckin poon swaggler, bitch."

by JBzymes July 23, 2010

pornswaggled

At the exact moment of orgasm the porn movie being watched suddenly cuts to a shot of something (or someone) unattractive.

I was blowing my load when the camera cut to a really long shot of some hairy guy. I got pornswaggled!

by oooeeeo April 21, 2006

poonswaggle

To get swindled out of getting some poon. Like getting cock blocked.

That guy is such a poonswaggler.
dude, I just got poonswaggled.

by Alla Rackball October 3, 2008

poonswaggle

When there is so much swag around the poon, the woman is forced to waddle.

Wow that girl has a mad poonswaggle, I wonder if Harv will still want her.

by already busted yo' cherry April 9, 2007