by ProfessorDimes March 11, 2015
A female Poog. The name is derived from a combination of their Poog counterparts, combined with the opportunistic and unrealistic ambitions of a washed-up Cougar.
Differences from the male Poog are as follows:
1. Prefers older classic rock from the 70's, such as The Eagles and Blondie.
2. Will quickly ask younger males at the bar to buy them a drink, rather than the classier Cougars that put some time into waiting for the young male to initiate.
3. Will use such pick-up lines as "I can suck the chrome off a bumper!", or "We can go back to my place, but I took the bus. Can you drive?"
- 3.5. Can actually suck the chrome off a bumper.
4. If not sporting a femmullet, they are often rocking some mean feathered bangs or a perm.
5. On welfare, and blames their ex-husband for their current status of not having a job.
6. Was born in walking distance to the bar they're currently in.
7. Can drink a beer while having a cigarette in their mouth without effort.
8. Pants options: Man jeans, acid-washed jeans, printed leggings, or anything pleated.
9. Used to cut hair for a living.
10. Grey roots showing.
Differences from the male Poog are as follows:
1. Prefers older classic rock from the 70's, such as The Eagles and Blondie.
2. Will quickly ask younger males at the bar to buy them a drink, rather than the classier Cougars that put some time into waiting for the young male to initiate.
3. Will use such pick-up lines as "I can suck the chrome off a bumper!", or "We can go back to my place, but I took the bus. Can you drive?"
- 3.5. Can actually suck the chrome off a bumper.
4. If not sporting a femmullet, they are often rocking some mean feathered bangs or a perm.
5. On welfare, and blames their ex-husband for their current status of not having a job.
6. Was born in walking distance to the bar they're currently in.
7. Can drink a beer while having a cigarette in their mouth without effort.
8. Pants options: Man jeans, acid-washed jeans, printed leggings, or anything pleated.
9. Used to cut hair for a living.
10. Grey roots showing.
"That Pooger's voice sounds like a man's!"
"What's with that Pooger's hair cut? 1990 was over a long time ago!"
"What's with that Pooger's hair cut? 1990 was over a long time ago!"
by Basque JRED September 4, 2014
Feces that clings to butt hairs, like a booger.
Typically found on dogs and peoples with poor hygiene.
Typically found on dogs and peoples with poor hygiene.
by the mighty kabool January 21, 2009
by Jay Effin March 27, 2009
Poo-ger; Pooger-ish
A person who's associated with things that are perceived as unclean, disgusting, and inedible (i.e. poo, booger, etc.). Hence the name "poo" and "ger.
A person who's associated with things that are perceived as unclean, disgusting, and inedible (i.e. poo, booger, etc.). Hence the name "poo" and "ger.
by Karen Lara November 4, 2007
by FUCK YOU CUNTS! April 7, 2021
Bruv ur looking so poogers
Damn son looking Poogers
Urban dictionary admins looking Poogers af
Isn't being called Poogers bad?
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Damn son looking Poogers
Urban dictionary admins looking Poogers af
Isn't being called Poogers bad?
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by Alexander😘 April 7, 2021