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Poo-dini 

When you are having a bowel movement and you feel, smell and hear the turd come out, but after wiping and turning around to flush, there is no turd in sight, as if it has vanished into thin smelly air. Syn. Ghost Turd.
I took a big fat dump and when I went to flush all I saw were turd tracks and toilet paper. That sewer pickle was a real Poo-dini.
Poo-dini by jaywillgonzo January 23, 2010
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Poo-dini 

When a poo's Velocity is so great, it falls into the toilet and slips around the piping of the toilet and disappears. After finishing, and before flushing the toilet you realize the poo has vanished et voila! It's done a poo-dini!
Rob "hey man how was your poo?"

Steve "I dunno man, By the time I looked, it was gone, it did a poo-dini on me!"

Rob "Spewin'!, bet it was a good one..."
Poo-dini by Where did my poo go October 24, 2011
When you take a dump, and the poo has slid into the shadows of the toilet bowl, and cannot be seen. There's also nothing on the toilet paper when you wipe.
I just came back from the shitter, and I'll be damned if it wasn't a "poodini"...it was quite an illusion, cuz I coulda sworn a little turd slid out!
Poodini by The AAR April 16, 2008
Someone that constantly disappear's and when you look for them their always in the toilet.
Grant: "where's Dynamite?"
Dale: "not sure"
Grant: "I think he's in the toilet again"
Dale: "He is the biggest Poodini"
Grant: "fuck oath"
Poodini by Digger111 July 10, 2014
A pet waste removal company based out of Arizona. Poodini Pet Waste Removal is Arizona's friendly neighborhood pooper scooper!
We're having some friends over this weekend but the yard is full of dog poop. Better call Poodini!
Poodini by Poodini The Great June 27, 2017
A turd that just won't flush. The same as a floater but named in honour of the great magician and escapologist Houdini. The only way to defeat a Poodini is to sink it using a magic parachute like piece of toilet roll which drags the fecal matter down to its watery grave.
Meeting her parents was fine, till i left a Poodini in the downstairs toilet..gee that was embarrassing.
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