poo noodle
when you fuck someone or something so hard up the ass theire shit goes into your dick and when you go to piss for the first time after sex you piss it out. . it hurts lol
poo noodle by gratedane February 24, 2009
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Poo Noodle
Firstly, you simply raw dog somebody in the ass that hasn’t taken a shit in a while. Once you’re done you take your dick out of their ass and piss into their mouth. Poo in the shape of tiny noodles will come out of your urethra into their mouth.
Yo bro, you shoulda seen it last night. I raw dogged some bitch at a house party and then pissed into her mouth. Poo noodles came out!
Poo Noodle by Xpenix99 January 12, 2021
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Poo noodle
When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination
I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.
Poo noodle by Wick May 13, 2023
Poo Noodle Soup
After getting Poo Noodles, you extract your Poo Noodles into a bowl and proceed to give the Poo Noodle-ee an enema. You then get all of the poo water juices from the enema and put them into the bowl with the Poo Noodles. This creates Poo Noodle Soup.
Yo bro, I went to give some bitch Poo Noodles last night and she offered to have an enema and share Poo Noodle Soup with me! It was lit!
Poo Noodle Soup by Xpenix99 January 12, 2021
poo noodles
deficating in someones pillow. the owner of the pillow unkowingly rests their head against the pillow thereby recieveing a facefull of poo noodles
poo noodles by noodles of fun January 4, 2009
poo noddles
when shit goes down the eye of ones dick because you have been chopping your girls ass for way to long and your such a grub you didnt shower after. to get full champ cred you must insist a follow up blow job in the morning after.
poo noddles by ohyeahican September 17, 2015
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poonoodle by nate stahl November 11, 2008
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