Poo Goblin

The Poo Goblin is a fabled character from as early as roman times, sometimes referred to as Pootus Bootus in the annals of history. He is the nightmarish guardian of the fountain of pooth. He can be spotted using public restrooms for am inordinate amount of time, carefully sifting through all the poos of the children, virtue true. So he can perform a poo transplant in order to restore youth (pooth) to his inner mechanism and live for 1000 more years.

Did you see Poo Goblin today guys? He was out with his plastic bag collecting the children's poo again

Poo Goblin by GothMowgli May 24, 2022

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poo goblins

Magical creatures that come in the night to remove poo from your girlfriend, because obviously girls don't poo. That would be gross.

Girlfriend: Oh babe I think I have to go number two.
Boyfriend: Not possible. What's wrong your poo goblins on vacation or something?

poo goblins by Scout was fat. September 27, 2012

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

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