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poned in the zoink 

When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently
My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.
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Koi-Ponded 

Being the butt of a joke that has gone too far.
Mike got koi-ponded in season six of the office.
Koi-Ponded by lighteninkmkqeen November 1, 2018
being zapped with AIDs by a homosexual male on purpose.
You got AIDS? lol, you got pozzed.
pozzed by Full Rake September 21, 2006
To be intentionally infected with a viral disease, typically Aids. Seen as a "bad beat", especially in poker circles
Grimmstar was pozzed for life when he pulled that douchebag move on the dude at nl 20k
pozzed by BBVforever September 21, 2006

Koi Ponded 

The act of falling into a Koi Ponded irresponsibly placed in the middle of a buildings lobby
Michael Scott was koi ponded on his way into the cold call meeting with Jim
Koi Ponded by Bubbers69 October 30, 2009
to become HIV-positive due to purposeful infection from a gay HIV+ man.
Did you see Varkonyi pozzed Hellmuth with his QTo?
Grimstar pozzed that guy when he didn't coin-flip with him.
pozzed by Mason David McSklansky September 22, 2006