ponte vedra

Tiger Wood's favorite vacation spot. While NYC has a Starbucks on every corner, PVB has a plastic surgery center on every corner. Trust me, you need that many when every girl is given a nose job for her 16th birthday and a boob job for graduating high school. The amount of affairs that occur in this city would make any reality star shudder and Hollywood puke.

"My dad was one of those who had affairs every time he was home." "Where the hell did you live?" "Ponte Vedra." "Ohhh...no wonder!"

"She's so Ponte Vedra that her brain is silicone."

ponte vedra by charlyphraser June 26, 2014

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ponte vedra beach

Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida, is a small resort town in Northeast Florida. It is the wealthiest community in Florida north of Orlando. All Ponte Vedrans appreciate the finer things in life: German cars, fine AAA Five Diamond rated resorts (Ponte Vedra Inn and Club in particular), golf carts, country clubs, the beach, Lacoste, popped collars, and most importantly, being a sexy bitch. It was ranked the #1 place to live in Florida by Money magazine and is home to the world renowned TPC PGA Tour.

Wow, that's the most beautiful house I've ever seen. We must be in Ponte Vedra Beach.

ponte vedra beach by 32082 January 25, 2006

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ponte vedra beach florida

A piece of shit rich town.
Most of the money goes to drugs.
Most of the kids that dont do drugs are either fags or stuck up prepps that probly break out in dance every time they see a sale in american eagle.

"ponte vedra beach florida can suck a dick and die.

ponte vedra beach florida by kentobean August 13, 2008

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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