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Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."
by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021
Get the ponkers mug.When a person goes hard on a night on the town and falls asleep with the ranch side in their pocket that they picked up from their midnight snack.
Yo Rob, I just found me a pocket ranch, let's go!
What is wrong Karen? Nothing, my pocket ranch exploded in my sleep again.
What is wrong Karen? Nothing, my pocket ranch exploded in my sleep again.
by Carmon 4 March 24, 2023
Get the Pocket Ranch mug.A tent pitched by ones penis.
Pocket Tents vary in size depending on girth chub length and particular situation.
Pocket Tents vary in size depending on girth chub length and particular situation.
Dirty Mike: Yo I need a hand
The Boys: Dirty Mike...
Dirty Mike: Dude It's serious!
The Boys: If its your pocket tent You can forget about it
Dirty Mike: You got me! For reals though I'm fully torqued and need to go change.....
The Boys: Dirty Mike...
Dirty Mike: Dude It's serious!
The Boys: If its your pocket tent You can forget about it
Dirty Mike: You got me! For reals though I'm fully torqued and need to go change.....
by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 26, 2016
Get the Pocket Tent mug.The middle pocket of your apron where you keep your pens. Can also put your rubber ducks there if you don't want any French girls stealing them.
Also known as the "Holy Pocket" by some. Anything you put in it is 100% safe from others. The perfect repellant.
Also known as the "Holy Pocket" by some. Anything you put in it is 100% safe from others. The perfect repellant.
Me: *reaches in middle pocket*
French Girl: "Why are your hands in your no no pocket? Ewwwwwwwwwww. Groooooooossssss!"
Me: "I have two words: Cash. Office." *winks*
French Girl: *visible disgust*
French Girl: "Why are your hands in your no no pocket? Ewwwwwwwwwww. Groooooooossssss!"
Me: "I have two words: Cash. Office." *winks*
French Girl: *visible disgust*
by Lead Bud 123 May 10, 2021
Get the No No Pocket mug."Old school"(meaning) While travelling with yor bros long distances.. in a car, and drinking beer ..about pissing and a bro pouring his warm beer in yor pocket as another bro holds ya!Mainly to shut you up!
He was not really "pissin in yor pocket"..dumb shit..You wouldn't shut up so we bent you over and poured warm beer down your pocket and ass!
Yea making you think you got pissed on!
Yea making you think you got pissed on!
by anonymous November 6, 2017
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