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Poney hawk 

Poney-Hawk is derived from a mo-hawk with more of a wideset cut. Different from a Fauxhawk, it is wider with long hair in the middle tapered to the outside.

Poney hawks are easier to maintain when not worn in the mo-hawk fashion, the hair lays down so as not to have the appearance of a mo-hawk yet not quite as douchie as a fauxhawk.
Dude you don't have a mohawk, you have a poney hawk!
Poney hawk by Dakrazy August 20, 2009
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ponyhawk 

Long hair with several ponytails running from front of the head to the back of the head resembling a mohawk. Unlike normal mohawk, no hair is cut from the sides. The word is a portmanteau of ponytail and mohawk.

Sanjaya Malakar had a ponyhawk on stage in an episode of American Idol 2007.
Ryan Seacrest: "It’s like a ponytail or like a ponyhawk. There are a lot of little ponytails in there, huh?"
ponyhawk by rgo April 12, 2007

ponyhawk 

A hairstyle defined by having a ponytail and a mohawk at the same time. Believed to have originated in Hayes Valley, San Francisco.
That dude at the bar is totally rocking a ponyhawk.
ponyhawk by Pony Hawk January 11, 2009

ponyhawk 

Long hair that is cut in mohawk style, but not spiked up; a tall mohawk in its flaccid state. Called a "ponyhawk" because of its resemblance to a horse's mane.
Darren dyed cut his hair a ponyhawk and dyed it purple.
ponyhawk by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026