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Moldy Poncho

Inserting a used/filled condom into the bottom of a girl's purse. If everything goes right, she won't discover it for a few days, hence the "Moldy Poncho'.
My girl was being a trick ass trick so I hooked her up with a moldy poncho.
Moldy Poncho by PDX Bag Hunter March 25, 2010

Sloppy poncho

When you eat a shit ton of mexican food and/or nachos, then fuck your partner rapidly, missionary style. Throw up that shit. All over their chest. Garnish with sour cream.
Like taco bell. Like a sloppy poncho.
Sloppy poncho by Radkid213 August 30, 2013

brown finger poncho 

when your wiping your ass and the finger breaks through the toilet paper, thus covering it with shit.
wow look at my brown finger poncho its wearing sweetcorn as a hat

Poncho Goblin 

An animalistic like creature wearing a red poncho, that comes out in the middle of the night, and pees on sleeping people. (Also known as Gimme)
This morning I woke up and thought I wet the bed, but I realized that I just got visited by that damn Poncho Goblin.
Poncho Goblin by Britmanda April 10, 2010

Brown Poncho 

That moment when wiping your arse, your finger tears the paper and your digit is left wearing a brown poncho.
I just wiped my arse and got shit on my finger. A proper brown poncho moment!
Brown Poncho by suddensaxon September 10, 2013

Dirty Poncho 

The act of "pooping" in a bandanna and slapping someone in the face with it.
"Dude you should have been there i gave a dirty poncho last night!"
Dirty Poncho by Roidz December 8, 2006
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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