Pomposexual

One that is unsure of saying hello to a Hippopotamus and therefore can only have an emotional relationship with himself because of the fear.

"Naaa, I don't wanna come on safari with you. Sorry."
"Geez, what a pomposexual."

Facebook Relationship Status: Pomposexual

by Manamoame June 30, 2010

pornosexual

Refers a person who prefers to watch porn and masturbate than to have actual sex.

"Stay away from Jim's dorm. He's a pornosexual so it's filled with used jizz rags"

by StumpfTheDrumpf September 22, 2013

poosexual

A person who identifies them self, as a poo lover in the broadest sense. Having sexual attraction to a poo/s, with an urge to just "eat it all up...", or smear across everything in sight.

This poosexual has a right to his or her say... Why shouldn't 'LGBTQ' be changed to 'LGBTQP 'to include 'poosexuals' . I think it's an outrage...

by protestforscat March 24, 2018

promosexual

A term used to describe people, usually celebrities who publicly identify with a currently trendy or rare sexuality or sexual orientation purely to win attention and admiration.

Britney Spears is such a promosexual.

by Niels Buus November 14, 2004

Pokosexual

An Obsession involving Poker and Homosexual Butt fucking.Also a sexual fetish, where multiple men meet up in a confined room and have gay sex with each other while playing Texas hold'em. Or in Poko terms Texas poke'em.Weed smoking is also common during a Pokosexual experience, but many would agree they just like to drink a few beer, and go all in.
Note: It has been reported that some pokos actually sleep on poker tables.

Johnny:"Man that poko is walking funny"
Stewart:"yeah he must of been up late playing Pokem Last night"
Johnny:"Poor guy his butt cheeks must be sore"
Stewart:"Once a Pokosexual always a Pokosexual"

by Moe Sizlak October 19, 2006

Popsexual

The latin root of "pop" is "people", therefore popsexuals are those who have the capability of being attracted to and loving any people, similar to a pansexual. Individuals belonging to this orientation percieve all as people and synonymously, as a group of lovable beings. Popsexuals see past gender, or any other uncontrollable identity characterstic and see and love the person.

"He's a popsexual-- he digs peoples' solidarity of character, who they are beneath that which defines them hereditarily and biologically on the surface."

by Alyse Toulouse March 19, 2009

pornosexual

One whose sexual orientation is directed to porn.

Mike: dude mark has so much porn
dave: yeah man he's a flaming pornosexual.

by pkwa June 13, 2007