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Polvitos 

This is the kind of guy who smashes all the girls and guys without even worrying. He probaly has a huge "respect and love for women" , and knows how to use it.

Top 2 in Smash behind Roberwars, but it doesn't matter because his Mario skills are so powerful that he can summon the entire Cantabric sea, to join him in a subterranean military orgy.

He ain't Mexican, he ain't Spanish, he is Polvitos and he will fuck you with his powerful Asturianu skills.

Polvitos in his pre alfa form was also referred as Mateo
Girl 1: Oh my god Polvitos is so hot, I wish he could "Smash" me for a while.

Girl 2: You stupid bitch, his "Yiha" is all mine!!!!

Morla: que bien ha sentado ese porriyo
Polvitos by Alpakamadafaka February 7, 2018
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polvito de oro

golden powder, spanish word for cocaine.
Traes el polvito de oro?
polvito de oro by userluna2005 January 29, 2008
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politoshop 

To edit the facts of a political truth with falsehoods to convince others it is the truth.

How faux facts proliferate the news to affect a false narrative.
Many politicians have been known to Politoshop the truth to sway public support in their favor.
politoshop by BrokenPodcast November 19, 2019

Politoscience 

The disillusion that exists between politics and science.
The nation-built-group-soul-man, unasphyxiated, didn't suffer politoscience throughout the dynasties.
Politoscience by Aubstrain September 8, 2021

Politoscience

An area of study within metascience that examines science through the lens of politics—how political forces shape scientific practice, and how science in turn functions as a political agent. Politoscience asks how power operates within and through science: how governments fund and direct research, how scientific expertise is mobilized in policy debates, how scientific institutions wield political influence, how political ideologies shape what counts as legitimate knowledge. It also examines science as a political actor in its own right—how scientific consensus becomes a political force, how scientific authority is deployed in public discourse, how scientists engage in advocacy and activism. Politoscience reveals that science and politics are not separate realms but deeply entangled, and that understanding science requires understanding this entanglement.
Example: "Her politoscience research traced how climate science became politicized—not because scientists became political, but because the findings themselves had political implications that drew power into the field."
Politoscience by Dumu The Void March 16, 2026