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Plompy
Plompy by endlessLake March 5, 2021
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Polomnism
A mindset of typically the older generation that could almost be seen as cult-like.
People who stand by Polomnism believe that there should be an all-seeing eye which will make sure that the word is ran in the most optimal way possible, and anything going off that course would be instantly destroyed by the all-seeing eye.
The all-seeing eye would also have a system where the system would calculate what field a person would add the most to so that no human resources are wasted on people trying to accomplish something they can't or not reaching their full potential because of some kid who is only in the position that they are because of people who they know.
People who stand by Polomnism believe that there should be an all-seeing eye which will make sure that the word is ran in the most optimal way possible, and anything going off that course would be instantly destroyed by the all-seeing eye.
The all-seeing eye would also have a system where the system would calculate what field a person would add the most to so that no human resources are wasted on people trying to accomplish something they can't or not reaching their full potential because of some kid who is only in the position that they are because of people who they know.
Polom: If someone does something bad they should be shamed for it and punished by The all-seeing eye so that humanity can cure world hunger and bring peace to our planet.
Tanner: That's some pretty PogO Polomnism take there Polom.
Tanner: That's some pretty PogO Polomnism take there Polom.
Polomnism by YouLookedPogO July 3, 2021
Poompa Doompa
Poompa Doompa by Notswagpie June 7, 2018
Plomp
Plomp by Pestilence1 March 18, 2018
polop
A Jew with the face of a monkey who enjoys marbles up their ass while riding a Jacksonian Gorilla Hop-Along race car set, with independent rear lamps with built in "yaawl-coontrol" biscuit bakers, down a steep embankment with wet grass in Jersey Flats, Florida, followed closely by Gene Hackman in a Louis-Vuitton suitcase with Tight-Grip Action wheels and brakes and Bowser's Brand mini-piston engine brandishing a sword-cane pulling Tracy Chapman on an 1980's skateboard via a neon green jump rope tossing Bacardi and Elmer's glue filled water balloons at schoolchildren and passers-by with an average age of 23 years-young passing by a Dorito's truck driven by Dr. Thomas Fahey who inadvertently spills hot coffee on his nads because he swerved to avoid the monkey-faced Jew followed by Gene Hackman and Tracy Chapman and the throng of alcohol-soaked, glue-dripping kids chasing them.
Duncan: "I don't know about you, Jason, but I feel like a polop today. I've got this weird feeling I'm going to be chased today--"
Jason: "Oh shit, dude! There's Gene Hacman now and Tracy Chapman, who's totally shreddin' the gnar-gnar, right now! Better get strapped into your race car set right-quick, brosef!"
Duncan: "Dude, gotta run, my man! Super stoked to be an ol' fashioned polop today, though! Catcha later, bro!"
Jason: "Oh shit, dude! There's Gene Hacman now and Tracy Chapman, who's totally shreddin' the gnar-gnar, right now! Better get strapped into your race car set right-quick, brosef!"
Duncan: "Dude, gotta run, my man! Super stoked to be an ol' fashioned polop today, though! Catcha later, bro!"
polop by Squirrelman-J March 30, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.