(a) A well dressed, well spoken criminal, who deceives the general gullible public, through a web of utter lies or half/distorted truths, mostly for personal gain.
(b) A person who pretends to be your best friend come election time, but is never there when you need them the rest of the time.
(c) Is never, EVER honest about anything, except when it is convenient for them.
(d) A bubonic plague that has infected the entire world.
(e) A mistake in civilization that people are too lazy to correct.
(f) Lower than dog turd in the social order of intelligent people.
(b) A person who pretends to be your best friend come election time, but is never there when you need them the rest of the time.
(c) Is never, EVER honest about anything, except when it is convenient for them.
(d) A bubonic plague that has infected the entire world.
(e) A mistake in civilization that people are too lazy to correct.
(f) Lower than dog turd in the social order of intelligent people.
by marshmallow kinda fellow March 24, 2009
1. A person that thinks they can help the society that they view themselves superior to, and often have forgotten they were once a part of it. Technically a Buster
by Birdman3132 March 15, 2007
A person whose intelligence could fit inside of a pin head. The higher up the political position, the dumber they get. If you are an intelligent, kind, humane, honest, peace-loving, humble... PERSON, you are always disqualified immediately from the competition.
Politicians can not think straight because they are so high up from looking down on people they are suffering a shortage of oxygen to the brain.
by _General_Zod_Will_Rule_ January 27, 2007
Politicians become successful by obtaining an elected position in public office. This requires a series of strategic lie telling in an utmost convincing manner. A successful politician must first tell a convincing series of lies to gain favor in a political party. Then, another series of lies must be told to financial backers to gain funds to run for a position in public office. Finally, a politician must tell another series of often conflicting lies to the general public to win votes for election. This process of successful lie telling eliminates all honesty from the profession, which has become a requirement of a position in public office.
Politicians will typically be very outwardly charismatic individuals possessing above average abilities to charm and persuade people. They seek positions in public office as a means of sidestepping laws and to gain personal profit while avoiding a possible life of crime as a con-man. Public office offers the opportunity to present ones self as an upstanding law abiding citizen while also offering ample opportunities to lie, accept bribes, steal money through misappropriated tax dollars, etc. Politics offers a successful career path for a pathological liar.
Politicians will typically be very outwardly charismatic individuals possessing above average abilities to charm and persuade people. They seek positions in public office as a means of sidestepping laws and to gain personal profit while avoiding a possible life of crime as a con-man. Public office offers the opportunity to present ones self as an upstanding law abiding citizen while also offering ample opportunities to lie, accept bribes, steal money through misappropriated tax dollars, etc. Politics offers a successful career path for a pathological liar.
by Polite Lies August 24, 2013
A person who has made a profession out of deceiving and controlling the masses by manipulating their emotions and exploiting their ignorance. All use common tactics of promising change, delivering moving speeches, and vehemently defending their positions (albiet without presenting any factual evidence) See Barack Obama or John McCain .
As long as Americans continue "following their hearts" and electing charismatic Politicians, they will continue to be ignored and misused by their government.
by SeesWhatYouCant July 19, 2008
Ancient Greek for "idiot."
Did you see that guy over there launching fireworks off a barrel clearly marked "flammable?" He's such a politician.
by Raxz February 14, 2012
A sociopathic person who feigns interest in the problems of others for personal gain. A liar, cheat and/or Thief that tries to pass him/herself off as an honest person to take advantage of naive victims.
"Matt is such a politician. He just complemented Julie's hair after telling everyone she's a fat whore!"
by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009