political porn

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A form of political propaganda and communism seen in the news. Political porn also refers to a few controversial news networks such as CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. A few examples of political porn on these networks include things such as communism, political correctness, political incorrectness, bureaucracy, dictatorship, immigration, President Trump, travel ban, NASA missions to the Moon or Mars or Jupiter and discovering new planets and science, World War III, Great Depression II, and future US states such as Puerto Rico, Cuba, Bahamas, Jamaica, and Long Island. CNN and other networks use this political porn to brainwash Americans into thinking that this stuff is "politically correct" when it's not. Political porn is bad for Americans as it is for modern society.

Dad: I'm going to watch CNN for an hour so I can see what's going on in the news.
20 Year Old Son: Don't watch that! CNN is political porn!
Dad: What's political porn?
20 Year Old Son: It's the many lies of the news in the world like CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News.
Dad: Well I need to find out what's going on in America.
20 Year Old Son: Then watch ABC News, NBC News, PIX 11, or Sarcasm News Tonight. Don't watch the Communist News Network!
Dad: What's the Communist News Network?
20 Year Old Son: CNN!
Dad: Ok then, I won't watch political porn.

political porn by mattysponge1999 October 2, 2019

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Political Porn

The ingestion of drama , false promises, grandiose simple solutions by the voting public due to lack of common sense.

Trump sold political porn to his MAGA base and now all Americans will suffer the consequences.

Political Porn by DoubleKismet March 10, 2025

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026