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poliet taper 

A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "toliet paper" (aka. bungwipe, rollios, paper toliets, etc.)
{Via a text message} Vivian, can u pls pick up some light blubs, bleach, laundry soap, and poliet taper b4 u come home?
poliet taper by Telephony May 29, 2016

Polident Tiara 

The act of placing an elderly woman's dentures on top of her head whilst she performs fellatio upon you. If placed correctly, they resemble a crown, or tiara, hence the term.
Your grandmother was giving me a gummer the other day, and I wanted her to feel regal, so I gave her the old Polident Tiara. She looked like the Queen of England down there!
Polident Tiara by Farnsworth3 July 23, 2017

polentone 

A derogatory term referring to Northern Italians. The opposing term is terrone referring to Southern Italians. It is disputed whether or whether not Northern Italy includes the central region of Italy (between Bologna and Rome. The word literally translates to 'Big Polenta' with polenta being a traditional dish of Northern Italy.

(pl. polentoni, polentones)
If I wanted to be racist, I would refer to Paolo as a 'polentone as he was born in Bergamo, a city in Northern Italy.
polentone by J.Q Public September 8, 2007
A typical northern Italian dish. It is made by boiling cornmeal to form a sort of porridge. Tradition imposes to slice it with a string, rather than a knife, and to not cut it until the smoke has reached the ceiling of the room.
Man, what are you doing? You can't cut the polenta until the smoke has reached the ceiling!
polenta by Agamennone October 22, 2013
A word from the scouse dialect, meaning attractive, fit and pleasing to the eye. Can be shortened to 'poey' also.
you look so poey in this pic bbe

you look ded poltent here girl
poltent by powmow December 18, 2010

Human Polenta-pede Burger

A Halloween-themed burger, comes with polenta
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Human Polenta-pede Burger, you should try it!"