Polfect Polfect

Slang teen for cheezits

Yo can you get me the polfect polfect’s?

Polfect Polfect by gingerstealsouls May 7, 2022

poyfect 

perfect

"I'm ready, let's go"
"poyfect.. sgo!"

poyfect by YuniQ9 January 24, 2014

poifect 

Perfect. Was pronounced that way by Curly in The Three Stooges t.v. show.

Hey, let's go to the Beach today. Poifect!

poifect by Liberte July 28, 2006

poofect 

Another word for perfect but specifically used in context of poo, pooing and having taken a poo. Often used when the pooing was a really good experience and not a messy or painful affair. A feeling of elation from the pooing experience.

I just took the most poofect shit in my entire life. I should have snapped a pic.

poofect by Pure Pooetry January 25, 2018

poifect 

Better than perfect.

<S-man> see if it's all good
<B-man> poifect
<S-man> yup, better than perfect, poifect
<B-man> yup

poifect by Shahmir August 10, 2006

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019