Polfect Polfect

Slang teen for cheezits

Yo can you get me the polfect polfect’s?

by gingerstealsouls May 7, 2022

poyfect

perfect

"I'm ready, let's go"
"poyfect.. sgo!"

by YuniQ9 January 24, 2014

poifect

Perfect. Was pronounced that way by Curly in The Three Stooges t.v. show.

Hey, let's go to the Beach today. Poifect!

by Liberte July 28, 2006

poofect

Another word for perfect but specifically used in context of poo, pooing and having taken a poo. Often used when the pooing was a really good experience and not a messy or painful affair. A feeling of elation from the pooing experience.

I just took the most poofect shit in my entire life. I should have snapped a pic.

by Pure Pooetry January 25, 2018

poifect

Better than perfect.

<S-man> see if it's all good
<B-man> poifect
<S-man> yup, better than perfect, poifect
<B-man> yup

by Shahmir August 10, 2006