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1. a ridiculously complex way in which to take someone out, like a clothesline.

2. a long handled weapon, with an axe-like blade.
1. dude you totally polearmed that guy

2. wow that is a cool polearm, nigga
polearm by Davis19210 September 28, 2005
The sore feeling in your forearm and elbow from a long masturbation session
That porn was so awesome, but now I've got polearm from jacking it so much!
Polearm by Das_Hoko August 11, 2017

Polearm Day 

June 13th Is polearm day, a day for all polearm fans to set aside their differences and rejoice in the things that bring us together, superior reach and armor penetration.
Person 1: hey, did you hear Polearm Day was coming up?
Person 2: yeah, can't wait to skewer some knights.

rusty polearm

A female performing oral sex on on a male with dried period blood on his penis. Normally occurs after a male has vaginal intercourse with a female who is on her period.
Stacey was on her period last night. We had amazing sex and she woke me up this morning by giving me a rusty polearm.
rusty polearm by Big Worm Big Perm November 2, 2012

Hutaos_polearm 

The coolest mutual that anyone would be happy to have. They are smart, and funny and have 1914 followers.
Hutaos_polearm describes a funny person and great mutual who makes incredible content :)

hutaos_polearm 

did you see hutaos_polearm ‘s new post? he always makes me laugh.

Polyarmous 

Polyamory is defined as practicing or being open to intimate relationships with more than one person. Dating as a polyamorous person means you're not looking for just one person to share a romantic or sexual connection with. Being Polyarmous also includes the permission from your partners to date another person.
1: Babe.. Can I date 3?..
2: what? But you’re dating me? Wouldn’t that be cheating?
1: No! I’m Polyarmous, Which means with the permission of you and 3, I would date both of you at once.

2: Oh! I understand now!
Polyarmous by gh0st_bugs September 21, 2021
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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