Pokemon paranoia
Pokemon paranoia by markhenry64 July 14, 2016
Word of the Day on July 15, 2016
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Pokemon paranoia
"Done yet?"
"Nah this lighting's really shit. Let me try something with the settings"
"...okay, how about now?"
"I think the camera app just crashed, gimme a sec"
"If this is another Vaporeon asshole...."
--Pokemon paranoia
"Nah this lighting's really shit. Let me try something with the settings"
"...okay, how about now?"
"I think the camera app just crashed, gimme a sec"
"If this is another Vaporeon asshole...."
--Pokemon paranoia
Pokemon paranoia by Dude_why_are_my_socks_wet July 23, 2016
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Pokemon paranoia
The feeling that somehow, at all times, you are being watched and stalked by Pokemon. There is no escape now. No escape from them. I feel them behind me. Above me... Watching... Waiting... Till finally, I lose concentration and they have a chance to get me. They're coming for me. Coming for me.. AAAAAGH OH GOD THEY'RE HERE
OH GOD PLEASE HELP
OH GO- AAAAAAARGH
*gurgle gurgle*
We're coming for you next.
OH GOD PLEASE HELP
OH GO- AAAAAAARGH
*gurgle gurgle*
We're coming for you next.
Pokemon paranoia by RatherEatRandy July 18, 2016
Pokèmon Paranoia
Joe: Stop putting your phone to your face
Joey: But I have to catch them all
Joe: It's bad for your eyes
Joey: I AM NOT MISSING ANY POKESTOPS
Joe: *thinks inside in his head* Someone had Pokèmon Paranoia
Joey: But I have to catch them all
Joe: It's bad for your eyes
Joey: I AM NOT MISSING ANY POKESTOPS
Joe: *thinks inside in his head* Someone had Pokèmon Paranoia
Pokèmon Paranoia by Turkish Superhuman July 23, 2016
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