Pokemon paranoia

The suspicion that anyone on their phone outdoors is playing PoGo.

"Hey, you playing Pokemon?"
"Not me..."
--Pokemon paranoia claims another victim

Pokemon paranoia by markhenry64 July 14, 2016

Word of the Day on July 15, 2016

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Pokemon paranoia

That moment your boyfriend /partner takes a minute too long to take your photo.

"Done yet?"
"Nah this lighting's really shit. Let me try something with the settings"
"...okay, how about now?"
"I think the camera app just crashed, gimme a sec"
"If this is another Vaporeon asshole...."

--Pokemon paranoia

Pokemon paranoia by Dude_why_are_my_socks_wet July 23, 2016

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Pokemon paranoia

The feeling that somehow, at all times, you are being watched and stalked by Pokemon. There is no escape now. No escape from them. I feel them behind me. Above me... Watching... Waiting... Till finally, I lose concentration and they have a chance to get me. They're coming for me. Coming for me.. AAAAAGH OH GOD THEY'RE HERE

OH GOD PLEASE HELP

OH GO- AAAAAAARGH

*gurgle gurgle*

We're coming for you next.

Pokemon paranoia... The scourge of mankind.

Pokemon paranoia by RatherEatRandy July 18, 2016

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Pokèmon Paranoia

When you stare at your phone while walking to ensure you don't miss any PokèStops

Joe: Stop putting your phone to your face
Joey: But I have to catch them all
Joe: It's bad for your eyes
Joey: I AM NOT MISSING ANY POKESTOPS
Joe: *thinks inside in his head* Someone had Pokèmon Paranoia

Pokèmon Paranoia by Turkish Superhuman July 23, 2016

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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