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Pokemon paranoia 

The suspicion that anyone on their phone outdoors is playing PoGo.
"Hey, you playing Pokemon?"
"Not me..."
--Pokemon paranoia claims another victim
Pokemon paranoia by markhenry64 July 14, 2016
Word of the Day on July 15, 2016
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Pokemon paranoia 

That moment your boyfriend /partner takes a minute too long to take your photo.
"Done yet?"
"Nah this lighting's really shit. Let me try something with the settings"
"...okay, how about now?"
"I think the camera app just crashed, gimme a sec"
"If this is another Vaporeon asshole...."

--Pokemon paranoia

Pokemon paranoia 

The feeling that somehow, at all times, you are being watched and stalked by Pokemon. There is no escape now. No escape from them. I feel them behind me. Above me... Watching... Waiting... Till finally, I lose concentration and they have a chance to get me. They're coming for me. Coming for me.. AAAAAGH OH GOD THEY'RE HERE

OH GOD PLEASE HELP

OH GO- AAAAAAARGH

*gurgle gurgle*

We're coming for you next.
Pokemon paranoia... The scourge of mankind.

Pokèmon Paranoia 

When you stare at your phone while walking to ensure you don't miss any PokèStops
Joe: Stop putting your phone to your face
Joey: But I have to catch them all
Joe: It's bad for your eyes
Joey: I AM NOT MISSING ANY POKESTOPS
Joe: *thinks inside in his head* Someone had Pokèmon Paranoia
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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