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Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
by Shinon September 6, 2023
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Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder either keeps using them or disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
by Shinon September 6, 2023
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Poképarking

From the Wii game poke park, pikachu considers the pokemon he interacted with once in his life (and might never talk to again) a friend.

Therefore, when someone mistakenly calls someone who they have hardly a relationship with their friend and continues tossing around this term, they are Poképarking.
Mark: I just hit it off with Carl so well—we’re already the best of friends!

Emily: But you only met today…?

Justin: Don’t worry about it Emily, Mark is just Poképarking.
by Shinon September 6, 2023
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