Pocket goon

An act involving an individual putting their hand into their pocket with intention to goon (masturbate).

“Did you see Robert? He was totally pocket gooning right out in the open just now!”

Pocket goon by Drink N drive January 13, 2026

Goon pocket

A compartment used to put someones sperm in after masturbating

Mark has a goon pocket in his plushie.

Goon pocket by Maximilios March 28, 2026

Pocket gooning

The act of cutting a hole inside your pants pocket, taking out your dih via the pocket and gooning.

"Robbe randomly got horny and started pocket gooning in class."

Pocket gooning by nuecabbeg March 12, 2026

pocketpoon 

vagina in your pocket, to have snatch in your jeans. beaverin your sack, chocha in a compartment, porn on a mobile device such as iPods, iPhones, iPads, Andriods, PSP

"I about to go play a game of pocketpoon!"

"I am worn out, I guess that pocketpoon got to me."

"Now that I got a moment to myself, Im'ma get at some pocketpoon!"

pocketpoon by A PocketPooner February 8, 2010

patches go on pockets 

simple rule fashion rule patch makers came up with in the 80s. Like when in doubt do this. type of saying

A - damn i don know where to put these embroidered patches

B - you know what they, say patches go on pockets!

patches go on pockets by macka lacaka April 27, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008