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Goon pocket

A compartment used to put someones sperm in after masturbating
Mark has a goon pocket in his plushie.
Goon pocket by Maximilios March 28, 2026

Pocket gooning

The act of cutting a hole inside your pants pocket, taking out your dih via the pocket and gooning.
"Robbe randomly got horny and started pocket gooning in class."
Pocket gooning by nuecabbeg March 12, 2026

pocketpoon 

vagina in your pocket, to have snatch in your jeans. beaverin your sack, chocha in a compartment, porn on a mobile device such as iPods, iPhones, iPads, Andriods, PSP
"I about to go play a game of pocketpoon!"

"I am worn out, I guess that pocketpoon got to me."

"Now that I got a moment to myself, Im'ma get at some pocketpoon!"
pocketpoon by A PocketPooner February 8, 2010

patches go on pockets 

simple rule fashion rule patch makers came up with in the 80s. Like when in doubt do this. type of saying
A - damn i don know where to put these embroidered patches

B - you know what they, say patches go on pockets!
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026