Pocket Wank

When one decides to 'bash the bishop' whilst ones hand is in his pocket.

Boy, I had a good pocket wank earlier

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

Pocket Wanker

The act of putting ones hand inside the pocket of a like minded individual for gratification. Normally followed by the subject of aforementioned act, placing his hand inside your pocket and tugging furiously.

Frequently performed by members of Bluecoat school.

Peter the Bluecoat pocket wanker loves it.

by McLovin80085 December 5, 2012

wank packet

A former vessel of snack goods such as 'chips' or Haribo which has been emptied and substituted for tissue roll or a condom in the event of an untimely 'free' wank.
Typically made of plastic. Often the corners are torn to allow more room to aim the wank.

"You're a wank packet."

by wordcount September 8, 2014