Pocket Secret 

(n.) Your "deepest, darkest" secrets, stowed away in a tiny pocket within your mind. When asked to share a secret, we generally skim over these because they are either too dark to be revealed to others, or are locked within our subconscious - because your conscious mind could not handle the vulgarity of the act(s) - and sometimes only in our slumber are we ever aware of these. Pocket secrets are shared on the rarest occasions, if ever.

Barbie: Tell me a secret
Ken: I don't have any secrets, I'm an open book. (Except for my pocket secret about that time I got drunk and slept with Ken Senior and Malibu Barbie! I wouldn't tell anyone that!)

Pocket Secret by lyssaloo September 8, 2009

Secret Pocket 

:'See-kret Poh-ket'

The small pocket typically situated just above the right hand pocket on most regular casual trouserwear. So called 'secret' due to the general failure of the person to find/remember it when intoxicated. Used primarily to store house keys/ taxi money.

person 1: 'ah man i havent got an money left for a taxi'
person 2: 'have you checked your secret pocket?'
person 1:'oh yeah! a fiver, sweet'

Secret Pocket by dannyboi86 January 9, 2011

secret pocket 

The last hit of weed you find in a bowl when you think its actually all gone.

Jim-Man, this bowl is cashed.
Bob-Let me check.
Jim-(Amazed look as he sees another hit being taken)
Bob-Man there was a little bit left in the secret pocket.

secret pocket by simpie September 12, 2005

Secret Pocket 

Another word for your asshole.

Like my cousin said about his brother right after he put his hand down the back of his pants into his soild dipper. "Sometimes Christopher likes to put his hand in his secret pocket."

-or-

Aris likes to put things in his secret pocket.

Secret Pocket by Anna M King February 11, 2006

Secret Pocket 

Another word for your asshole.

Like my cousin said about his brother right after he put his hand down the back of his pants into his soild dipper. "Sometimes Christopher likes to put his hand in his secret pocket."
-or-
Aris likes to put things in his secret pocket.

Secret Pocket by Anna M King July 16, 2008