Poached egg

When you cum in the bath, it resembles a poached egg floating in the water.

Rich Foreman was in the bath last night and he left a massive poached egg floating in the water.

by Rich Foreman December 18, 2008

poached egg

A poached egg is when you slide an egg down into a girls ass, then you slap her butt cheeks to break the egg inside her ass, then you fuck her in the ass, after its all done you have her shit it out into a pan and scramble it!

You should have seen the poached egg I made with your mom bro!

by Chase Dankbar January 13, 2008

poached egg

when a guy sticks his ballsack into another guys asshole and then jerks off on his back.

Paul gave Rubin a poached egg. He loved it.

Desmond had a hard day at the office so Curtis gave him a poached egg.

by IamChainSaw March 20, 2010

poached egg

The act of throwing up into a vagina.

"I had too much to drink before I went down on my girlfriend. Let me tell you, that was one runny poached egg."

by Andy October 15, 2004

poached egg

n. When you put a soft boiled egg up somebody's ass, and then they are fucked in the ass until the egg breaks. The resulting eggy santorum must be felched.

I gave that fat bitch a poached egg for breakfast.

by gooberbeans May 11, 2011

Poached Egg

Taking a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction as well as a muscle relaxer so that the user is rendered soft but firm. Just right.

‘Oh man I was a poached egg last night’

by JSpringsss101 October 21, 2021

Potomac Poached Egg

This gem begins by taking an egg and inserting it into your partner's anal cavity. You shall then begin to ass rape your partner with reckless abandon to the point of creating enough heat friction to boil said egg. Once egg is boiled through this process you will punch partner in the kidney at which point egg well be passed. You shall then take egg and crack it open on partner's forehaed and exclaim "Welcome to Potomac Fuck Face". You will then feed egg to partner.

The other day I saw Kyle with a bruise on his forehead and I asked what happened. He said that he met some dude named Vinnie who sure knew how to dish out a Potomac Poached Egg. At that point I also realized why he was walking so funny.

by guitargodrob January 17, 2011