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poody hair 

a pubic hair
There were enough poody hairs on that urinal to knit a pair of socks.

The bath tub drain was clogged with poody hairs.

That black guys hair is so nappy, it looks like poody hairs.

I hate it when I get a poody hair caught in my teeth.
poody hair by NCKnobster February 23, 2011
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Poody Stew 

The act of shitting diarrhea into the toilet, then scooping it out and microwaving it, then serving it.
I'm going to give you some poody stew.
Poody Stew by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010

Poody stain 

Poody stain is referred to a little brown poop stain on a object of clothing. It is almost like race tracks on underwear but it the more water based and translucent
Haleigh tried to was out the brown poody stain from her revealing v neck t-shirt.
Poody stain by asian persuesion February 2, 2010

Poodyrack 

A large, firm, round female booty. Similar in appearance and shape to that of a baboon.
Did you see the size of the Poodyrack on the girl eating the soggy ravioli?
Poodyrack by Big Merm November 2, 2011

poody noopty 

the act of using your hand to manually pull stools out of your anus
"I just made poody noopty and now my hands smell really bad."
poody noopty by makaw199isKOOL February 24, 2010
A pussy cat aka a poody cat 🐱
That’s a cute poody
Poody by Spudasis April 14, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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