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Adjective used to describes someone of small stature or intellect. Usually used to insult someone who is small/short or is just fucking stupid. (Derived from the astronomical term Plutoid, another name for a dwarf planet).
Sam: Bro, is Haydn like 5'3"?

Alex: Dude's a plutoid

Or

Alex: Did you hear how Haydn failed the English Essay?

Sam: What a fucking plutoid.
Plutoid by Reth Sogan April 11, 2023
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Celestial bodies in orbit around the sun at a distance greater than that of Neptune that have sufficient mass for their self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that they assume a hydrostatic equilibrium (near-spherical) shape, and that have not cleared the neighborhood around their orbit.
Person 1: "So what are some plutoids?"
Person 2: " Pluto and Eris are the only known plutoids. Ceres is between Mars and Jupiter, so it is NOT a plutoid."
Person 1: "Whatever. The International Astronomical Union (IAU) is crazy anyway. Who uses this stuff?"
plutoid by Dante's Inferno June 12, 2008

plutonically

An adverb used by a man/woman to emphasize that it is not love/relationhip as in boyfriend and girlfriend but a friendly or normal love, as in don't hate you but I'm not in love with you either. Eg. Do you love Johnny? Well, yea, I just love him plutonically.
Do you love Naomie? Yes, like plutonically, I mean I love her as a friend.
plutonically by jonDon January 13, 2015