The worlds greates invention next to toilet paper. A plumbers worst nightmare.
I just took a dump, it was big and brown/
I tried to flush it down the toilet, but it wouldn't go down/
So I tapped it with a pluger, now it's swirling round/
I can't wait till the toilet makes that flushing sound
by dwayne May 11, 2004
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A tool, cleverly devised by early mankind to cause great physical pain, anguish, and extreme frustration. Normally manufactured in asian countries such as Malaysia, China, etc. Normally advertised to "plunge" waste from one's toilet, its actual purpose is far, far darker. This is the instrument of death, the tool of the executioner. Terribly devastative, the plunger, whence soaked with "poopy water," or worse, is a fearsome weapon in the hands of even the youngest of children or oldest of granny.
Beware- Man With Plunger

I was beholden to plunge mine Toilet, but yon Plunger had'st its own ideas.
by El Presidente Puejo April 18, 2006
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Dipping your entire cock into a Wendy's Frosty.
My cock is in this Frosty in the Wendy's bathroom. I am giving myself a plunger in this bathroom stall.
by Nicholas "Kid Jesus" Peters March 22, 2003
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A Bucket Without A Bucket.
A Simple Home Made Smoking Device/Impliment.
All You Need
-2 Litre Plastic Bottle
-A Piece To Put Your Substance in
-Access To A Tap
-Let's Get Baked
-Ave Nae Skins Lawd
-Nae Bother Man,Al Make A Plunger Son
by Liam Morris January 26, 2009
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Someone who's arse is that fat, when they get up from the loo the seat comes with them.
'There goes that fat twat again - the fucking plunger'
by shellgreen June 12, 2014
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