Plumydia Share definition Flag Plumydia is the smell of a well used stripper pole. It is a mixture of fragarant plumeria perfume and chlamydia. As in: Bill! Bill! Don't lick the stripper pole even if it does smell like fresh plumydia!! Plumydia by Icecreamman November 22, 2016 Get the Plumydia mug.