Ploughmans Lunch

The act of being a bit touchy feely around your mates girlfriend when you are a bit drunk

oi fuck off Ploughmans & stop being lunchy around my bird - ploughmans lunch

by Son Of Byford May 13, 2010

Ploughman's Lunch

Cunnilingus, or the stimulation of the female genitals by a tongue, male or female.

Sally loved having her pussy licked so Steve would often have a ploughman's lunch.

by Nikki-D March 21, 2007

Ploughman's Lunch

A heterosexual sexual act involving the use of the reverse piledriver position (where the women lays on here back with her pussy raised in the air while the man, facing the same way, squats and inserts his penis downwards), ejaculation is then followed by the man shitting over the woman's chest and laughing.

I just had a great Ploughman's Lunch with my girlfriend and then I ate a sandwhich.

by IndependenceMissouri September 21, 2009

Ploughman's lunch

When one grates cheddar over anothers vagina while they are on their period and proceeds to eat up.

My girlfriend let me eat a ploughman's lunch in bed last night.

by Jackeylad November 15, 2018