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ploughmans 

The area between a male's genetalia and his arsehole. Meaning between the cheese and the pickle.
"Oooo...my missus knows how to press my buttons...i love it when she strokes my ploughmans"
ploughmans by El Fromero September 6, 2006

Ploughmans Lunch 

The act of being a bit touchy feely around your mates girlfriend when you are a bit drunk
oi fuck off Ploughmans & stop being lunchy around my bird - ploughmans lunch

Have you ever considered a Ploughmans? 

The question you should ask when you are too intoxicated to think of a sandwich other than salami.
"What are you eating, is it a salami sandwich?"
"Yes pal"
"Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?"

Ploughman's Lunch 

Cunnilingus, or the stimulation of the female genitals by a tongue, male or female.
Sally loved having her pussy licked so Steve would often have a ploughman's lunch.
Ploughman's Lunch by Nikki-D March 24, 2007

Briggsy Ploughman's 

A hearty meal served in gay bars. Usually consists of a lump of mature nob cheese with arse pickle, thickly-sliced bread and pork pie with semen relish. Regional variations can include a rats-cock side dish with diarrhoea drizzle.
Come on Quentin, let's go to The Pink Dildo for a Briggsy Ploughman's. I'm bloody starving after that rimming session.

Ploughman 

A big hairy ginger man. Whom is often fond of the children's tv show the Wiggles. Seen around kids suspiciously quite regularly. Plays a mean banjo and loves a bit of Jojo Siwa.
Ploughman, your a faggot!
Ploughman by HarlzA October 21, 2018