Plodman

The man who Plods endlessly onward, with no basic aim or principle.
His only real motivation and interest is food, and the possibility of knocking something/someone smaller than himself over.

"Hey Plodman, watch the beef!"
"Plodman, stop walking into things and destroying them"

by Loz Cook September 21, 2005

Giovanna Plowman

A girl who decided it was a great idea to eat a tampon and record it for all of the internet to see.

Friend 1 : Did you see the video of Giovanna Plowman?
Friend 2 : EW! Don't talk about that tampon sucker!

by TRD19 January 21, 2013

Plogman

Typically a person that is a little slow. Thinks that yellow cabs are called calves, refers to last night as yesterday night, thinks the word girl starts with a J, doesn't comprehend the concept of "NO FREE PARKING!!!, etc.... Basically a frittata

When you wear that helmet and like those windows you totally look like a plogman.

I'd sooner get plogmaned out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

by Jesus aka Christ July 5, 2012

Plowman

Man who plows something, snow, dirt, women, etc.

Ex.1. Jeremy plowed me this morning!
2. That Jeremy my plowman really knows how to plow my driveway.
3. Jeremy is so good with his plow, he didn't hurt my bushes, petals, or my ditch!

by Plow guys buddy! lol March 12, 2014

Plowman's Handy

A two-handed hand-job prior to which the giver spits on both palms, as if about to till a field.

She had just gotten her wisdom teeth removed so she gave me a plowman's handy - next best thing.

by Whitro March 30, 2009

Plowman Special

The Plowman Special can be anything as long as its based from fecal matter.

Darwin: Yo I just saw some guy making a Plowman Special
Rychard Time: Yooooo!!!!

by glikber December 16, 2022

plowman

1 the man in a plow truck who shovels snow
2 in a gang bang the guy who picked firsts on the females anal passage

1 wow that plowmans pissing me off
2 i want to be plowman tonight

by jake c February 7, 2006