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A man that wears mostly denim. Another clothing choice is wearing shirts on the head and around the waist. Coke is the number one drink of a plobman.

Other plobman attributes include : crouching and wiggleing arms, or just crouching with arms out. Generally being strange and liking kechup.
Boy that guy is definitely a plobman, look at him with the shirt on his head and all that denim.
plobman by John knows all July 28, 2018
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Giovanna Plowman

A girl who decided it was a great idea to eat a tampon and record it for all of the internet to see.
Friend 1 : Did you see the video of Giovanna Plowman?
Friend 2 : EW! Don't talk about that tampon sucker!
Giovanna Plowman by TRD19 January 21, 2013
Typically a person that is a little slow. Thinks that yellow cabs are called calves, refers to last night as yesterday night, thinks the word girl starts with a J, doesn't comprehend the concept of "NO FREE PARKING!!!, etc.... Basically a frittata
When you wear that helmet and like those windows you totally look like a plogman.

I'd sooner get plogmaned out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.
Plogman by Jesus aka Christ July 5, 2012
The man who Plods endlessly onward, with no basic aim or principle.
His only real motivation and interest is food, and the possibility of knocking something/someone smaller than himself over.
"Hey Plodman, watch the beef!"
"Plodman, stop walking into things and destroying them"
Plodman by Loz Cook September 21, 2005
Man who plows something, snow, dirt, women, etc.
Ex.1. Jeremy plowed me this morning!
2. That Jeremy my plowman really knows how to plow my driveway.
3. Jeremy is so good with his plow, he didn't hurt my bushes, petals, or my ditch!
Plowman by Plow guys buddy! lol March 12, 2014

Plowman's Handy

A two-handed hand-job prior to which the giver spits on both palms, as if about to till a field.
She had just gotten her wisdom teeth removed so she gave me a plowman's handy - next best thing.
Plowman's Handy by Whitro March 30, 2009

Plowman Special 

The Plowman Special can be anything as long as its based from fecal matter.
Darwin: Yo I just saw some guy making a Plowman Special
Rychard Time: Yooooo!!!!
Plowman Special by glikber December 16, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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