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that girl is so plinch
Plinch by anonymous December 4, 2021
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Someone who is not up to date on current internet lingo. Usually describing someone not in the "in crowd".
"Dude, That guy's plinch."

"Yeah, He's been around for a while, but still hasn't caught up on all of the lingo."

"He's probably not that interested in the hobby."
Plinch by Manwhocares April 28, 2024

Ninja Pinch 

To steal something from somebody using stealth. Without anybody noticing the act...
I like that pen of John's. I'm totally going to (Ninja Pinch) it, when he puts it down.
Ninja Pinch by MbØt~Mk.II® March 13, 2015

pinched cheek shuffle 

Quickest way to bathroom after shwarning because if you try to run you will shit your pants.
The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.

pinching 

In the Cannabis Growing industry, in Canada anyways, pinching refers to removing the growing top parts of a Cannabis plant (called the apical meristems in biology) , and often the grower uses his fingers to remove the young shoots of the plant, thumb & nails as if to pinch something that's why they call it to pinch to chop off the young shoots of the plant, so that the continuing growing part of the plant will divide and later produce more product, more Cannabis smoking material, according to professional growers.
Yo Joey did u alredy pinch these girls or not? Most marijuana growers adopt the pinching method, any cannabis grunt knows that. OMG how many times did u pinch these bushy sluts?
pinching by Ascot1111 November 12, 2019

pinch your guzzy 

this happens primarily on a swingset when you're not careful
Suzy!!! you'l PINCH YOUR GUZZY! get down from that swingset right now young lady!
pinch your guzzy by jac-h May 12, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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