Plelp 

A mixture of please and help

Friend: let's go to the river
Other friend:ok
Friend: *gets shot by a snapping turtle*
Friend: Plelp

Plelp by a_bunch_of_zeroes June 17, 2018

Plelp 

A mixture of please and help

Friend: let's go to the river
Other friend:ok
Friend: *gets shot by a snapping turtle*
Friend: Plelp

Plelp by a_bunch_of_zeroes June 17, 2018

travis phelps 

A bruised queer boi. V under appreciated, abused by his father, and overall needs some love.

Travis Phelps is the best Sally Face character.

travis phelps by Viva La Pluto February 11, 2019

Digger Phelps 

An expression of displeasure or annoyance that something has gone horribly. This is based on the idea that Digger Phelps not only is a complete tool of a man, but when it comes to basketball, couldn't analyze his way out of a damp sheep.

The word 'Digger' is completely interchangeable with the word 'Fuck'. In times of over the top levels of failure, Digger Fucking Phelps may be used, abbreviated as DFP for texting.

This is the exact opposite of Jay Bilas

Guess what honey, you get to take me and my girlfriends shopping at the outlet stores this weekend!!!
<muttered> Digger!

Dad, I'm really sorry I got chocolate on your Peyton Manning jersey. It's OK though, cause it doesn't fit anymore...right?
Digger Phelps!

Dude, remember that time we had all the guys from the team over for that party and your mom was home? Yeah, we all banged her.
<shouted> Digger Fucking Phelps!

Digger Phelps by CCBM ryoder April 16, 2013

Going Phelps 

Going Phelps. The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much more upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.

Guy 1 - Look at the ass on that!

Guy 2 - I’d love to lie her down and start going phelps until the photo finish.

Guy 1 - Relay?

Going Phelps by iheartoldblum March 10, 2009

Going Phelps 

The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much more upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.

Guy 1: Look at the ass on that!

Guy 2:I’d love to lie her down and start going phelps until the photo finish

Guy 1: Wanna relay?

Going Phelps by Nolan R Jones March 15, 2009

Peelporn 

A very sexy act that only holosexuals can enjoy, it is a public yet uncensored porno of peelies. Not YouTube friendly.

Man, I love peelporn

Peelporn by Flowette November 19, 2017