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The passing of urine from one persons penis to another persons anus and allowing them to deliver it to the proper waste receptacle.
Thanks to a well timed relay, I didn't have to get out of bed this morning...but Nicole did.
by Tickery November 15, 2010
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Yo, Playa! Ever since you been a relay with Laquisha, you ain't been hangin' with your homies!
by Itissowong June 19, 2013
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Public service for the Deaf, Hard of Hearing, or Speech Disabled. Available through TTY, Mobile, and Internet.
My friend is Deaf, so she calls me with relay.
by Operator January 07, 2005
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Tradition definition: "a series of persons relieving one another or taking turns." The term 'relay' can be applied to shift work.

In some message-board communities on-line a relay can also be a reference to a game such as a use of the infamous 'Word Association'. It's also used to refer to a fictional story written by multiple writers who take it in turns to add their own chapter; typically concentrating on their own specific character.
1. A relay race.
2. Story relay.
by Khatan September 14, 2006
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A multi-author story written on an online forum, through e-mail, or through the post. The story is written chapter by chapter (give or take) by the individual authors, each adding their own plot additions and twists.

The authors have control over ALL the characters as well as the power to direct the flow of the plot.
"Did you see what DW wrote for the relay?"
"Yeah. I can't believe he killed off the emporor."
by Gilenea September 17, 2006
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To imply disbelief or distrust. Not taking one serious. Also known as "really," but pronounced rel-a...which gives it that extra sarcasm.
Rel'ay...you're actually the president.
by Jo Jo November 10, 2003
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