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rectum plectrum

Pick or plec (guitar-style) used to (sadistically) play one's rectrum.
John: I was thinking of buying some assless chaps, and also a rectum plectrum. What do you think?
Dude: Uh, OK, dude starts running as fast as he can in the opposite direction.
rectum plectrum by Darbers April 15, 2008
Plural of plectrum, used to pick some string instruments, eg guitar
Does anyone have a plectrum so I can play guitar?

I have a bagload of plectra, you cvan have one of mine.
plectra by Tye and David May 28, 2006

rectum plectrums 

A plural of rectum plectrum. Used for (sadistically) picking or plec'ing a collection of rectums. Usually as part of a multi-male circle jerk (2 or more).
John: Hey guys, I picked a pack of rectum plectrums from the local sado shop. You want in?
Dudes: Um, no thanks -- as they start running as fast as they can in the other direction.
rectum plectrums by Darbers April 16, 2008

plectrum 

A plectrum is a device for plucking or strumming a stringed instrument. In guitars, banjos, and similar instruments, the plectrum is a separate tool held in the player's hand. In harpsichords, the plectra form part of the mechanism of the instrument.
I need a plectrum to play my guitar as well as I can.

Here you go, I have a bag of plectra, so you can keep it.
plectrum by Tye and David August 31, 2008

Plectroid 

In the shape of a plectrum; the result of plectrification.
The alien's head was plectroid as the result of a full-body plectrification.
Plectroid by bob sigmund June 19, 2010

Plectrum Buddies 

Best friends who have the exact same plectrum and store it in the same compartment of his/hers wallet/purse.
Hey is that and Ernie Ball purple plectrum you have there, we must be Plectrum Buddies.
Plectrum Buddies by MenNMac August 27, 2012