The disgrace of the PlayStation Community, these "fans" dwell on the hidden depths of Sony, in order not to make it look ridiculous in the
face of other gaming companies, including Sony's brothers, Sega & Nintendo.
How they look:
A PlaySlave can be spotted by the following: He's really slim, are 92 pounds yet eats a lot, and has a "Keep Calm & Honor Sony" (it's getting old,
people), will usually be ash white-haired to honor Raiden, the Metal Gear Rising character but can also dye his hair
black to honor Nathan Drake. Has green eyes. It will go to forums acting like the PlayStation 5 is the
damn Holy
Bible, when it's just a toy. They
don't give a damn about their family, their siblings, their friends, or their Girlfriend/Boyfriend.
Conclusion:
Playslaves make PlayStation Community look like s*it.
The following is an argument between a PlaySlave and a
normal PlayStation fan on 11/
19/
2020.
PlaySlave: I can't wait for the PlayStation 5! It's coming out today, man! I just can't wait!
Normal PlayStation Enjoyer: What the freaking
hell? No seriously, what the
hell? Are you deaf or some shit? The launch is similar to the PS3's launch back in 06!
PlaySlave: You have disrespected Sony, you Xbot....... (Turns into a horrifying demon known as the PlayDemon)
Normal PlayStation Enjoyer: Wait, I'm sorry!
The PlayDemon then kills our normal fan to go on a rampage and kill Xbox enjoyers minding their own buisness
