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Playing the yankee

Playing the yankee is where you put on a stupid American accent and prance around being a prat. It is similar to playing the wankee
Tom: Woah Jacob what you doing prancing around like that
Ace: He looks like he's playing the wankee
Jacob: *puts on stupid American accent* Ah'm playing the yankee! Y'all wanna join meh or amh Ah gonna keep playing all on mah lonesome?
Ace: He's mad
Tom: No! *puts on stupid American accent* Ah thenk it's ah great ideah! Ahmma join in!
Ace: Oh fine why the hell not. *puts on stupid American accent* Wooh yah! Ah'm ah cowboy!
Nell: What on earth are you all doing being idiots in a circle?
Jacob: *stupid American accent* We're playin the yankee! Join us, Nehll!
Nell: Playing the wankee?! What's that?
Jacob: *stupid American accent* Naht wankee, yankee!
Pheobe: *bursts in on conversation* I just heard wanker what are you talking about?
Jacob, Ace and Tom: *groan in american*

playing the yankees 

I walked in and there he was in front of the computer playing the yankees.

Playing for the Yankees 

When you stick your dick inside of her and you immediately go soft.
Guy #1:I heard Jeff couldn't keep it up. Sandy told me he went soft right as he got in
Guy #2: I knew he was playing for the Yankees. I knew it
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