Playing the Drums

When you have three girls on their hands and knees in front of you, naked, ready to take it. You can pick any girl you choose at any time, and can smack all their asses, sort of like playing a very sexual drumset.

Bob: Hey, you see those three girls over there?

Tom: Yeah, they're hot!

Bob: Yeah, when i take them home later, i'm gonna be Playing the Drums!

Playing the Drums by sandyclam August 17, 2011

Playing the drums

slapping your belly fat in hopes of losing weight.

Zak started playing the drums on his 22nd birthday so start his weight loss journey.

Playing the drums by CummmmmRefs November 24, 2023

Playing the air drums

The act of masturbating whilst sitting in a parking lot

Campus Police officer: Sir, what are you doing here with your penis out?

John: hey officer, just playing the air drums .

Playing the air drums by Genitalien October 17, 2020

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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