Player Beter

A guy named Beter (Peter), who plays all the girls.
He is not afraid of making the girl, by force, friendzone him.
Even if he says he will give you some time to think, he is still going to find and text new girls.

You are never safe from the PB

So you've found a new girl, again, try not to be a Player Beter this time.

by MooMeister November 10, 2021

The Beer's Prayer

Our Lager,

Which art in barrels

Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,

I will be drunk,

At home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head

and forgive us our spillages

as we forgive those that spill against us

and lead us not into incarceration.

But deliver us from hang-overs,

for thine is the beer,

The bitter and the lager

forever and ever

Barmen!

I sit down and pray The Beer's Prayer before I go out every night.

by BCOOK March 3, 2010