plawks 

Gaming phrase that means "please" in normal English.

Originates from pl0x,
which is from pl1x,
which is from plix,
which is from plz,
which is from pls,
which is from please.

noob: omggimmesomeitemsplawks
other gamer: omglolwtfbbq

plawks by Darx December 3, 2007

Plawks 

gaming phrase meant to mean please.

Jaquann:Can i have some Mesos? Plawks?
Mason: NO, GTFo of here before i smack you with my dick F3

Plawks by Gboy August 30, 2007

plawks 

"Plawks" Means Please.

Jay: Can i have some Mesos Plawks?!
Mason: No.

plawks by Jaquann August 17, 2007

plawks 

This term is only used in MapleStory MMORPG.

It means: please.

Usually said by noobs that ask mesos.

C4n 1 H4v3 s0m3 m3s4rs pl4wk$?

Mesos plawks im poor

plawks by Combattente December 27, 2007

thick as two short planks 

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"

"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"

thick as two short planks by dv8trix October 21, 2008

duckin planks 

One of the results of playing the "name game" with the popular phrase "fuckin skanks" (from the My New Haircut video).

1. It can be used in place of "fuckin skanks" to reference anyone or anything that sucks or annoys you in the slightest way.
2. It can also be thought of as an image. I particularly enjoy picturing a guy running through a narrow alley with hundreds of people lining the rooftops and throwing 2x4's at him.

"The basalmic vinegar spilled all over our fridge again when the maintenance guy moved it to fix the outlet." "Ah, duckin planks."

"The halloween party was pretty cool, all the girls were dressed like duckin planks."

"Holy shit! I'm duckin planks!"

duckin planks by skanketeer March 14, 2009

Planksgiving 

Thanksgiving on a pirate ship.

Bobo drank a gallon of rum and tried to start a mutiny this Planksgiving, so the captain made him stumble the plank.

Planksgiving by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017