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Platypar 

(Noun)

A life partner whose love is purely platonic and free of any and all romantic and/or sensual impulses. A platypar relationship is likely to be defined by mutual respect, bad taste in clothing and devotion to potential goats.
After two decades of un-fettered friendship, it was clear that they were more than friends, more than roommates, and more than sexually-repressed lovers in denial; they were platypars.
Platypar by Weird Gift Generator December 17, 2021
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platypire 

A vampire platypus that will eventually take over the world. It started out as a rambunctious platypus that, foolishly, attacked a vampire and turned itself. Since then, it has been going around creating other platypires for its shenanigans.
What the hell is a platypire?
platypire by Nix Wolfwood June 1, 2014
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playparty 

A fetish or BDSM party where people engage in sessions, frequently without sex, of different types of play such as needle play or fire play or impact play.
"Do you know of anyone who hosts a private playparty? I need to get beat"
playparty by Kinky dude October 16, 2013

Playpark admin 

A person that takes everything too serious, have little iq and can't get any work.
Hey, are you a Playpark admin? No, I have too much iq.