Platte County

The shittiest and most boring town ever in Misery, USA.

Person1: Where do you live?
Person2: Platte County.
Person1: I'm sorry.

by IHateThisTown. July 07, 2011

Platte County

The worlds most boring town, where there is nothing but football and wrestling.

Varsity Blues

by Cooter August 25, 2003

Platte County

a awesome town just because we kick your ass in every sport doesnt mean you need to get jelous.

platte city KICKS ASS
dont be hatin

by ASS KICKIN PLATTE COUNTIAN October 06, 2003