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Platinum Birthday 

When the day, month, and year of your birthday match.
Today is my Platinum Birthday - 08-08-08!
Platinum Birthday by stodan82 October 3, 2008

Platinum Birthday 

When both the digits of your age match the day you were born.
Example: I was born on the 3rd. This year I turn 33. I'm having my Platinum Birthday (going platinum). When I turn 66 I'll go Double Platinum!

Platinum Birthday 

A Birthday Celebration that YOU get to pick. Maybe you're turning 28, and that number has some significance to you, you could make your 28th Birthday your PLATINUM Birthday.
"My Golden Birthday was when I was 9, which was dumb. But my Platinum Birthday is when I turn 22, Because that's my favorite number"
Platinum Birthday by AOTR22 March 6, 2017

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026