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Plantation Owner 

Someone who either, with or without intent, bosses other people around. Applicable especially when one does a favour for another and the person doing the favour is governed and 'bossed' around by the person asking for the favour. In essence, a person is treated like a slave or bitch by the 'Plantation owner'. Derived from the days of slavery in the Southern parts of the United States.
As a favour to Jimmy, I intially only agreed to help him sell tickets to his first gig at the local bar. After that, he asked me to stick up posters... then he asked me to hand out flyers... then he asked me for a sales update... then he told me who I should be targeting my sales to... then he asked me to ask others to help him sell tickets... then he asked if I could drive him to his gig... then he asked me to help set up the stage... then he asked me to...at which point, I said to Jimmy 'Hey, Plantation Owner! do I fucking look black to you?'
Plantation Owner by JJJJJL August 10, 2006
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Plantation owner 

A white man who is currently 'friends with benefits' with numerous black women.
That Johan McClydesdale is banging Tennisha today, he is such a plantation owner. He was banging Ayiesha yesterday, Meka the day before, and Quintasia the day before that. He is a godly man.

Plantation Owner Boner 

An erection enhanced by the presence of women of color. The erection is further enhanced if the owner of the boner is known to espouse thoughts or remarks that overly-praise the value of his Caucasian extraction.
I normally don't go for black chicks, but this girl gave me a Plantation Owner Boner sharp enough to slice up my ancestral heritage.

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026