Pizza tits

tits that are so flat and floppy that you have to hold them like a slice of pizza

When she took off her bra, I had to use a pizza stone to suck her pizza tits.

Pizza tits by URM November 22, 2006

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pizza tits

large saggy breasts that hang in a triangualar shape that resemble a plastic grocery bag filled with liquid

you remember that girl I left with last night with the huge rack, turns out when she took off her bra she had pizza tits

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guy 1:"Man, look at the size of those nipples!"
guy 2:"Damn, those are totally pizza tits!"

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When a girl has that nasty acne all over her cleavage

"That bitch has such bad pizzatits it made me wanna throw the fuck up"

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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

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A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

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