Pizza tits

tits that are so flat and floppy that you have to hold them like a slice of pizza

When she took off her bra, I had to use a pizza stone to suck her pizza tits.

by URM November 21, 2006

pizza tits

large saggy breasts that hang in a triangualar shape that resemble a plastic grocery bag filled with liquid

you remember that girl I left with last night with the huge rack, turns out when she took off her bra she had pizza tits

by newfiecarlos June 27, 2007

pizza tits

Tits that have big giant pepperoni nipples

guy 1:"Man, look at the size of those nipples!"
guy 2:"Damn, those are totally pizza tits!"

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

Pizza Slice Tits

Empty tits that are deflated and sagged through being ruined by breast feeding, rapid weight loss or tit binding. They used to be like ripe grapefruits but now like two slices of pizza

Look at those deflated pizza slice tits she has with slugs hanging off the bottom

by The Milk Man Cometh November 14, 2020