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Pizza Night 

Despite sounding like an innocent night in "Pizza Night" refers to a night of sexual activities between three people, usually involving a combination of *Alcohol, *Cannabis and Pizza (*not essential). A traditional "Pizza Night" usually consists of 2 guys and 1 girl, the females back is then used as a table to rest the pizza during intercourse.

The "Pizza Night" ploy takes inspiration from the age old "Do you want to come round and watch a DVD?" technique, however has a much higher success rate due to the fact that bitches love Pizza!
Leonardo Dicaprio: Bro you think we should invite Mila Kunis round for "Pizza Night"?
God: Nahhh, she probs hasn't recovered from the last time we stuffed her crust ;)
Leonardo Dicaprio: True... Emma Watson??
Pizza Night by RJBD February 5, 2014

Pizza and Big Red Night 

(Noun) an innocent code name that represents a particular day/night in which a couple is going to participate in sexual activity (have sex)
Person 1: "What is Jim so happy about, today?"
Person 2: Well, I heard that it is Pizza and Big Red night at his house; if you know what I mean."
Person 1: "Oh, I gotcha"

Pizza Nightlight 

A lesbian sexual position involving two ex-softball players and a baseball bat—preferably wooden and not used since regionals. One partner lies back with legs in a wide V (think pizza slice), while the other delivers a deep-dish experience using the bat (with appropriate protection and consent). The name comes from the warm glow that fills the room after, when both women cuddle under a pizza blanket watching A League of Their Own.
Erica hadn’t played second base since high school, but when Jess said she missed “the old team spirit,” one Pizza Nightlight later and Erica was rounding home in record time.

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026