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Nigel pisswater
Nigel pisswater by Bitchiest bitch in town February 5, 2022
Nigel Pisswater
The BEST singer songwriter in the history of planet earth. Often affiliated with Englebert Humperdink and Stevie T.
Nigel Pisswater by Ihatelifesumtimez January 30, 2023
pisster
pisster by MountTheTing March 5, 2020
Pisscatorium
A room specifically designed and built for relieving ones bladder. Can also have receptacles for turtlehead removal
Pisscatorium by Wallman1001 August 7, 2009
Pissgate
When a politician hires a bunch of foreign prostitutes to piss all over each other on a bed once occupied by his/her political rival. The politician may or may not participate by contributing his own excrement (also known as “rhetoric”)
Melinda despises Democrats, so she hired some whores and engaged in Pissgate on the incumbent mayor’s hotel bed.
Pissgate by Cornyhotdogs November 1, 2017
Pittwater High
Possibly the most cursed and retarded place on earth. It’s so utterly fucked up that it resembles the 7th circle of hell more than it does a school.
Pittwater High by Bongwater High August 5, 2019
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026