pissue

When you piss on your toilet roll and give it to a friend to hold, squeeze into a nice tea or chew.

Prick 1 "lad, here's some pissue"

Prick 2 "tar lad"

Prick 1 "no worries lad all the best"

"Ey lad you won't even do pissue!"

"Bet you I fucking will you little cunt there ya go"

by Pissueaylmao August 19, 2019

Pissue

A large issue that is now a problem

Spilling my coffee on my computer is a pissue.

by 7777776 February 20, 2022

Pissue

Verb; to emit a little bit of wee when sneezing. More commonly observed in Women of A Certain Age.

Noun; Any problem with the urinary tract.

Sandra was not looking forward to the hay fever season, with its increased likelihood of frequent pissuing.

Cedric visited his GP, complaining of a pissue.

by Chichime February 12, 2021

Pissed them off

This is a phrase commonly used throughout the UK to indicate to a friend, colleague or even a total stranger that they have seriously annoyed a number of other people by word, action or attitude and that they can expect repercussions.

"Malcolm's just changed a whole load of databases that took months to set up, system support are fuming, he's really pissed them off!"

by AKACroatalin March 29, 2015

pissed out

So drunk that you piss yourself while passed out.

Mike pissed out on my couch last night. That dude owes me a new couch now.

by MomFatale May 22, 2012

Pissed as a Parrot

Someone who is drunk and says the same stuff over and over again.

Cunt is "Pissed as a Parrot",can't shut up.

by GS71 April 4, 2015

Pissed on that ball

In baseball, when a batter hits the baseball with power. This type of hit normally results in a home run, however, it need not be a home run. It could be just a powerful hit!

At the Giants game Friday night, Cody Ross absolutely pissed on that ball.

by Madtownsuperstar October 24, 2011