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Pissdiddle

v. 1) to occupy onself with aimless activities for any amount of time
2) to procrastinate
"All you do is pissdiddle around. You never actually get anything done."

person1: What were you doing last night?
person2: Oh, just pissdiddling around on the internet.
Pissdiddle by cocochip September 10, 2010
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pididdle 

A game in which you look for cars with headlight or foglight out (pididdle) or tail light (pedunk) and call it out. When someone correctly calls a piddidle or pedunk, all members of the opposite sex present must remove an article of clothing.
Pididdle! You have to take off your shirts.
pididdle by Polar Bear April 21, 2004

pididdle 

a pididdle is car with one headlight out.
a padunk is a car with the tail light out.
if identified correctly, you punch the passenger, or any person in the car.

if preferred, you can punch the ceiling.
oh dude that car has a headlight out.
oh you mean a pididdle?

hey that car has a taillight out, isn't that a pididdle ?
no dude that's a padunk!
pididdle by ur_mom 69 September 5, 2021

pididdle 

a car with only one headlight that works
pididdle by Jilly/Renie November 16, 2003

Pididdle 

When a car has one headlight or tail light burnt out. Often spotted while driving with friends.
"Woah dude, that car only has one headlight working."

"Yeah man, that's a pididdle!"

"Cool."
Pididdle by Logical_cornthorp November 28, 2019

pididdler 

The person who KNOWINGLY drives their car with their high beams on because they have a headlight out (pididdle)
When only one headlight was working after the dtiver turned off his high beams, i noticed he was a pididdler.
pididdler by Mister 420 April 21, 2021

pididdle 

a car with a burnt light
look at the pididdle passing by
pididdle by Kysha November 14, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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